My buddy, Mutt - had a very normal farmboy childhood growing up in the cornfields of the midwest. Maybe it was all the calves he TIED UP WITH ROPE. Maybe it was HOG TYING all them PIGS for slaughter that led him down a path towards DEVIANT GAY BDSM PLAY TOYS and BEAR PIG behavior he could not control.

Perhaps it was all the time he spent in dirty, filthy MUD CAKED, KNUCKLE-TREADED BOOTS doing farm chores. Maybe it was the hired farm hand who's GREASY MITTS - those callus covered HAIRY ROUGH HANDS that first brought him to climax in some dimly lit corner of the barn. Thats where he learned that ROUGH TRADE MEN like it rough, hard and fast.

Mutt loved cows too: And so he loved the SMELL OF LEATHER - and men who wore it. He loved the feel of RUBBER BOOTS caked with manure and full of sweat from the THICK HEAVY WOOL MENS SOCKS - just like the sweaty WEEK OLD DIRTY JOCKSTRAPS he liked to wear during his chores around the farm.

THICK - STRONG - MUSCULAR - Mutt was a Buck in his prime. He could strong-arm and NAIL YOUR TAIL down and hawg tie you faster than you could squeal like a PIG. And have HIS WAY with ya anytime he wanted - to do whatever perv things he decided once he got your pants down around your ankles. Cuz he was BIG and STRONG... and Strong- Willed. AND YOU WOULD LOVE IT. And want more...

Well fast forward 30 years: Mutt's tamed-down quite a bit, what with his weight issues and back problems and high-blood pressure and whatnot - But his twisted, perverted mind is still sharp. So he still has a very active DIRTY mind. Need Proof? -- Check out his latest Mens-wear fashion styings - er, I mean STY-LINGS - at his BDSM SHOP Of Whore-ers online.

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Well, nothing like watching a bunch of Beefy Bears poolside to make me all sentimental watching this YouTube clip. I won't make it there this year - (sigh) - but the rest of you should high-tail it to glorious Palm Springs California Nov 25th-30th fur a whole mess of NUMMI-BEARS showing off thier Lazy asses and bods during LAZYBEAR WEEKEND 09. Who needs turkey Thanksgiving weekend when you can have BEAR MEAT?!?

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That's quite an EMPIRE, eh? Well it barely keeps my face fed. And I still don't have Health Insurance. But I'm getting there, one site at a time. And to keep me from sitting on my dead-ass 24x7. I push myself away from my MacBook, load up my gym bag, and go work out my frustrations at the gym.The best of both worlds!

OH CRAP!!! OK, I’ll be honest: BeefPieBear’s first 30-day round of Fabulous Fitness Workout-Routines using the 10 Minute Muscle-Miracle(tm) work-outs just didn’t quite totally, utterly, completely, transform me into a big, giant, massive slab of BEEFY MAN-I-MAL.

OH GAWD!!! PALM SPRINGS GAY PRIDE WEEKEND is EXACTLY 30-Days away and not only do I have to get GORGEOUS F.A.S.T. -- Schit, I have to get my act together AND pack up my cabin AND drive across country AND get to Palm Springs AND get an apartment AND....

Get. My. Ass. Back. To. The. Gym.

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FIVE FRICKING MONTHS, PEOPLE! 5 months of Severe Beefy Homosexual Male Deprivation has gotten to BP! I love my forest and tiny cabin with all my soul. But for the love of gawd: I need to get Queered Up so bad I can almost taste it: I need to hear The Gay music again. To TAKE A SHOWER with multiple hairy, wet, sudsy Beefs. To shave more than once a month to look FABULOUS. To strut in a slinky black Speedo poolside with The Gays. To wear sunglasses and look cool. To rub the bare, exposed hairy bellies of hairy bellied men in Gay bars again - which is my Ultimate Destiny. For the love of Gawd people - I can’t take much more of this quiet, simple, clean, safe, sensible high-quality gentle communing with nature. I need The Palm Springs Gays. BAD.

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Something’s gotta change - and that’s ME. Cuz I’ve gotten out of shape, lost my routine, and that’s not good for any Bear. So here we go: I HEREBY COMMIT to becoming the biggest, burliest, beefiest BEEF-PIE -- Well, that *I* can possibly be anyways. I just turned 50, I can regain my lost ground and get back on the fitness track. Here’s my Beef Blog to record my progress for the world to see. Next Up: Setting some GOALS. If I can get Comments working, share your Goals and Progress too!

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